The News is Insane, Enjoy.


Bernie Madoff is under house arrest with a 7 pm curfew (after the markets close), so he can be home to watch his former colleagues and proteges staring into the camera on Larry
Kudlow's show and explaining, or not, how Bernie insanely fooled them all. Meanwhile, Caroline Kennedy, worthy by suffering, is reported upstate in insanely drafty horse barns on an HRC invented listening tour, the updated and accelerated version for Senate appointees. Meanwhile, George Tenet is reported insane drunk in Prince Bandar's pool by Jeff Goldberg in the Atlantic from a new book by Patrick Tyler. No confirm. Meanwhile, Ed "Devil's Advocate" Genson (right in Springfield today) wants insanely ambitious Attorney General Lisa Madigan to recuse herself and for Illinois to appoint a special prosecutor for the impeachment hearings to remove Blago. Meanwhile David Axelrod assures everyone that the Obama team has insane confidence in Rahm Emanuel and that nothing "inappropriate" was discussed between Rahm and Blago. Meanwhile, Blago will tell his side of the story tomorrow, or not, and also Blago promised through Ed Genson that he will not make name anyone to fill the empty Senate seat from Illinois -- leaving the seat open as long as Blago is governor and Illinois does not organize a special election. Also, the now boxed-in but fesity Governor Blago is reported to have been a bookie for the North Side Outfit before he insanely plunged into politics in the 5th CD. Meanwhile, all these stories have legs like the giant squid that grabbed onto Nemo's Nautilus, and there will be no respite for winter, so how wonderful it is to have a fun novelty about George Bush that is guaranteed to make you laugh insanely. The shoe-throwing game. Cheers.






Re George Tenet: Aren't the CIA and the KG-used-to-B supposed to have special rest homes and treatment centers for just this sort of thing?
"Paging Doctor Benway... Paging Doctor Benway..."
John – You neglected to mention that the good Captain was said to be an insanely vengeful man who hated dry land for it represented man’s insane inhumanity to man. Hence the quote from “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea”: "On the surface, they can still exercise their iniquitous laws, fight, devour each other, and indulge in all their earthly horrors. But thirty feet below the (sea's) surface, their power ceases, their influence fades, and their dominion vanishes. Ah, monsieur, to live in the bosom of the sea! .... There I recognize no master! There I am free!"
With the advent of socialism world wide, where freedom is certain to become an increasingly rare commodity, afforded only to those at the top – whose insane policies are likely to spare no one from the grind of mediocrity and shortages (but themselves) – insanity may prove to be the only way out. It remains a comfort, however, to know that the human spirit will survive despite the slings and arrows directed against it; and even within the dungeons of the frozen north for those first assigned to (re-education) wards where they insanely failed the test of serviceability once again.
Most fabulous of all time octopus scenes is the Ed Wood filming of Bela Lugosi flailing around with a flaccid film prop octopus in a muddy pool that they had dug up and filled with water outside of town somewhere. Foggy smoke prop flowing across the foreground while Lugosi wrestles a stuffed octopus in the mud!!!
Hilarious the greatest!!!
JB who was behind Spitzer's downfall, Uncle Teddy or Chuck Schumer to get Caroline into the limelight?
SS: I asked Scott Horton this question last week. No confirm. I told him the tale I overheard that AIG's Hank Greenberg hired detectives, then turned it over to the US Attroney. Scott has heard the same yarn. No confirm. J
JB on your radio program prior to the election, the plan was for Blago to give JJJ/Jarrett the seat with the understanding that Obama gets Fitz out of Chicago in January and Blago off the hook.
How about Blago allowing himself to be taped to cop a lesser plea and giving Fitz the media attention and letting the public know how illinois politics works. He was already hanging because of Rezko.
Does it not seem odd that he never followed Obama's advise to resign.
I thought there was a game.